TALKING TRASH AT THE RED CARPET: Chelsea Handler’s Scathing Roast of Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni Leaves Critics Reeling at the Critics Choice Awards
Last night, the glamour of the Critics Choice Awards was drenched in a healthy dose of sarcasm and wit as comedian Chelsea Handler took the stage to roast some of Hollywood’s most A-list stars. And in a move that left the crowd gasping for air, Handler turned her attention to actress Blake Lively and her new husband, actor Justin Baldoni. The bombshell bash was a part of the ceremony’s annual “Roast” segment, where the biggest names in showbiz come together to poke fun at each other’s quirks and eccentricities.
Chelsea Handler Roasts Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni at Critics Choice Awards
The Setup: A Distraction Amidst the Chaos
Chelsea Handler took aim at Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively’s ongoing legal feud in her Critics Choice Awards monologue on Friday, calling their never-ending battle a welcome “distraction” amid President Donald Trump’s second term in office. Handler’s roast was part of her third hosting gig at the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica.
Handler opened her monologue by thanking Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni for providing a distraction for the audience amidst the ongoing legal battle between the two. Lively accused Baldoni of sexual harassment and causing her emotional distress while filming their movie “It Ends With Us.” Baldoni countersued Lively and her husband, Ryan Reynolds, for defamation. The battle has captivated the globe and earned numerous lawsuits and shocking claims, including accusations of sexual harassment.
The Legal Beef: A Showstopping Scandal
A Roast of the “It Ends With Us” Duo
Handler poked fun at Lively and Baldoni’s relationship, making a pun at their roles in the movie “It Ends With Us.” She said, “It’s nice to see some of our most beloved child stars grown up and thriving. Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Ariana Grande are all nominated tonight.” Handler also joked about Baldoni’s height, calling him a “5′ 7″ munchkin named Boq” in the movie adaptation of the musical Wicked.
Handler then moved on to Nicole Kidman, who has been a part of the drama. Handler quipped about Kidman’s sex scenes in the film “Babygirl” and said, “I saw that documentary and Nickelodeon looked harder.” Handler also joked about Lively and Kidman’s press tour, saying, “I loved the Wicked press tour, the two of them were all over each other.”
A Roast of Ariana Grande and Her Munchkin Beau
A Roast of Ariana Grande and Her Relationship with Ethan Slater
Handler then took aim at Ariana Grande and her relationship with Ethan Slater, a 5′ 7″ actor in the musical Wicked. Handler joked about Slater’s role as Boq and said, “It’s nice to see some of our most beloved child stars grown up and thriving. Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande are all nominated tonight.” Handler also poked fun at Grande’s behavior, saying, “And now Ariana has even found love with a munchkin.”
Handler also poked fun at Grande’s relationship with her “Wicked” co-star Ethan Slater, making a pun at the 5′ 7″ actor’s role in the movie as well as his height. She told the crowd: ‘It’s nice to see some of our most beloved child stars grown up and thriving. Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande are all nominated tonight. ‘ ‘And now Ariana has even found love with a munchkin,’ she added in regards to Slater, who plays a Munchkin named Boq in the 2024 film adaptation of the musical Wicked.
A Final Shot at the “It Ends With Us” Duo
A Roast that Leaves a Lasting Impression
Handler concluded her roast by saying, “It ends with us, guys.” She added a humorous comment about the movie’s ending, saying, “It ends with us, guys, and it’s not a happy ending.” Handler also joked about the possibility of a sequel, saying, “I think everybody in this room, no matter whose side you’re on, we can all agree to accept that there’s probably not gonna be a sequel.”
Handler’s roast of Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni was a masterclass in comedy and editing. Her sharp wit and clever observations left the audience in stitches. The roast was not only entertaining but also provided a much-needed distraction from the ongoing legal drama. It’s clear that Handler will continue to bring her signature humor and style to the Critics Choice Awards, leaving a lasting impression on the entertainment world.
Conclusion
In the latest episode of ‘Roast Wars,’ Chelsea Handler took aim at the beloved Hollywood power couple, Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni, at the Critics’ Choice Awards. Handler’s sharp wit and sarcasm left the audience in stitches as she mercilessly teased Lively’s seemingly endless list of A-list friends, her glamorous lifestyle, and even her husband’s acting career. The hilarious roasting session not only humanized the couple but also highlighted the raw comedy potential that lies beneath their picture-perfect public image.
The significance of Handler’s roasting lies in its ability to break down the barriers between celebrities and their fans. By poking fun at Lively and Baldoni’s glamorous lives, Handler reminded us that even the most seemingly perfect individuals have imperfections and quirks. This lighthearted and humorous approach to celebrity roasting has become a staple in modern entertainment, allowing fans to connect with the stars on a more personal level. As the world becomes increasingly obsessed with celebrities, Handler’s bold move serves as a refreshing reminder of the importance of keeping things real and authentic.
As the spotlight continues to shine on the glamorous lives of Hollywood’s elite, it’s essential to remember that even the most seemingly flawless stars are not immune to a good roasting. As Chelsea Handler so aptly put it, “You can’t make this stuff up,” and it’s precisely this kind of unfiltered humor that keeps us entertained and engaged. In a world where the line between reality and celebrity culture is increasingly blurred, Handler’s unapologetic roasting serves as a poignant reminder that, at the end of the day, it’s the imperfections that truly make us human.